Friday, June 30, 2006

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rising !

Came across this recently and thought it was good - infact I posted this on my other journals as well.

Firstly, apologies to those who landed here with other intentions apart from the nonsensical and sometime bordering on the insane information and random images this blog provides. Nonetheless, this one is another classic blonde humor..

It takes a second to register (depending on how quick you are on the uptake), but once it does, you'll be roaring.. so much so that you'll be belching your gut out, or atleast it had me in splits.

So here goes..

A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed of her big boobs.

One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy girl and the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the sexy blonde seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young sexy woman climb up and down.

After many trips, the blonde is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"

"No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'..."

Ha !

Aaaah, I forgot, if you landed on this page, through a search ... sorry to disappoint you... on the brighter side, the above blonde classic is really not that bad.. if your mood is still sore... leave a nasty comment .. perhaps that would make ya happy!!!

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Friday, June 23, 2006

Let's wait and watch

It's very difficult to function with an image base nowadays, particularly when things seemingly are on a virtual reality basis.

Maybe, the situation may take a turn for the better.

Although sounds from MTV come in now and then..

Blank as it may seem, there is an enormous amount of loose data and potential, going to waste. But where, seems to be the general question.

The stink has started permeating to the common man, but somebody has to answer for this wastage.

The answer primarily lies in the media.

Unfortunately the top level has been carried away by the media, something unthinkable.

Can't believe that decisions are made based on television reports and connections.

The Internet, also, is not totally innocent...

To put it short, when the glitter fades, we're just scared, trying to learn how to love, amid the gaudy after images.

It is not surprising that media has such an influence - Basically, because when darkness falls, we are naked, alone in our aging bodies, snuffling with fear, glaring at the phantasms of our toilet-flushed dreams, with a fistful of pills, and a TV Guide to keep us company.

Anyway, TV stations have boosted their ratings.

Young things in the media have started prancing around, enjoying their newfound status, as there is somebody to pay for it.

The biggest and scariest trend is that there is even more stimulation in our culture.

Lights, camera, action-everybody, all the time.

It's going to be good for the drug companies; at least, they're going to be the ones trying to calm us back down.

I know people who have come up with creative ways to disguise the banners, that scroll along the bottoms of their television sets. People put sticky notes on the top of revolving logos on their TV screens.

There's just too much stimulation everywhere.

There are cases when even live events have to be recorded.

What is essential here, is that these newcomers to the media are explained the basic objectives of communication

Otherwise, we would have to learn to interpret articles such as these and make sense of the reporting.

Whatever happens, hope the media is not subjected to more censorship.

Let's wait and watch… hope the images gain their divine status....

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Jokes for the day

Not much today… have to settle with these stolen jokes…..but they are a riot.

They are also a bit on the adult side..

A lady was at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, her legs spread and boobs hanging, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ……... My, what a big vagina!"

The lady obviously, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed.

Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately

"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that.

To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor,

Please forgive me, he repeated.

But just to set the record straight, I said it only ONCE !!!!

(For those who are lost – the other one was the echo !)


A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs forty-four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her tits grow to enormous proportions.

Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!

(It just isn't fair - On the other hand it just goes to show that size doesn't matter !)

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Watch Out For Those Recruitment People

One day while walking down the street, a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died instantly.

Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter.

“Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem.

You see, strangely enough, we’ve never once had a Recruitment or Human Resources Manager make it this far, and so we’re not really sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” said the woman. “Well, I’d like to, but I have higher orders. What we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.”

“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,” said the woman. “Sorry, we have rules…”

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends-fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to Leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St.Peter waiting for her.

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

“So, you’ve spent a day in hell and you’ve spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity.”

The woman paused for a second and then replied, “Well, I never thought I’d say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down. Back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. “I don’t understand,” stammered the woman.

Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.”

The Devil looked at her and smiled. “Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re an employee…”

Boy...... thank the lord for home business !!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Funny Recruitment Advert

Recruitment A La Paris

Sometimeback a very popular food chain company made a advert featuring Paris Hilton

It became popular more because of the controversy surrounding it. Either way, the food chain benefitted.. Sales sored, so any controversy really didn't matter

A Recruitment Company Executive saw this ad, and thought about a similar video, with an emphasis on how hiring the right person could make all the difference.

Obviously, Paris Hilton rarely, or probably never eats a hamburger and certainly has never washed a car. Washing the car while wearing stiletto heels was something else. Now what if this could be tied to hiring the right person.

So this video was made.

It is funny and basically superb, with very little explanation required. It sells on the previous ad.. and hence ddn't need any marketing as well.

In short, funny marketing ads are supposed to be like this.


If by any chance, the video does not play or jams, just refresh your page.

On second thoughts, the emphasis on how hiring the right person makes all the difference, works both ways.

In any measure, this represents one of the most effective online marketing campaigns produced in recruiting

(Courtesies: Accolo Recruitment And The Sexy Paris Hilton / Hardees Advert)

Saturday, June 17, 2006

The New Fat And Weight Reduction Plan

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.

Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

And the boy says, Well, that won't work!"

His mom asks, "Why?!?"

And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up" !!

Have a great weekend !

Friday, June 16, 2006

Football Fever

With football (futbol) fever and world cup (FIFA) on the upsurge, where is the time for other activities ?

The above link aptly justifies this..

This funny video is just great, and reflects the male mentality and soccer. In short, with football, FIFA, and world cup fever, does anybody really think of sex or sexy girls... Not that sex doesn't matter... but priorities first

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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Dropping Knowledge

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On September 9, 2006, 112 scientists, social entrepreneurs, philosophers, writers, artists and activists from around the world will come together in Berlin, Germany, as guests of dropping knowledge.

Seated around a vast round-table in historic Bebelplatz square, these inspiring individuals, renowned for their lasting creative, social or humanistic contribution will engage with 100 questions from the global public

Dropping Knowledge is in the process of collecting questions from the global public that challenge conventional thinking, inspire conversation and encourage further inquiry.

For the 'Table of Free Voices' event in Berlin on September 9, 2006, dropping knowledge plans to bring together 112 inspiring individuals to drop their knowledge at 100 of these questions; the answers will be filmed, generating some 600 hours of footage.

The "ask yourself" campaign, Table of Free Voices and other dk activities exemplify the practice of asking and answering questions. Together, these activities pave the way for participation in the Living Library.

Ask Yourself Campaign

In a world of complexity and contradiction, apathy has become a sort of survival technique. How could you face the evening news without it? The apathy extends not only to those on the other side of the world but to our families, friends, neighbors, selves.

When was the last time you questioned the way things are?
The last time you refused to accept the unacceptable?
The last time you turned your apathy into activity?

Ask yourself.

The Dropping Knowledge Mission

Dropping Knowledge is a global initiative to turn apathy into activity. By hosting open conversations on the most pressing issues of our times, they foster a worldwide exchange of viewpoints, ideas and people-powered solutions. However knowledge is defined, by dropping it freely to others, by doing so we all gain wisdom.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006


To be frank, I can’t figure out a thing, with these so called NERDY SHIRTS from MyFatRobot

Perhaps, I am not in that league, but they sure are a big hit with the so called Nerds. Perhaps we ought to ask them to explain its meaning to us !

Now, going back..

A shirt according to the wikipedia is a piece of clothing for the trunk of the body.

In the United Kingdom, it refers most often to what Americans call a dress shirt or tailored shirt, i.e., a garment with a collar, cuffs, and a full vertical opening with buttons. In the U.S. it tends to have a vaguer meaning, being applied to many types of (mainly men's) tops, leaving the word "top" generally for ladieswear.

A T-shirt is a shirt, usually buttonless, collarless and pocketless shirt, with a round neck and short sleeves, that is pulled on over the head and covers most of a person's torso. There are also long-sleeved T-shirt and sleeveless T-shirt variants.

T-shirts were originally worn as undershirts. This still occurs, but T-shirts are now also frequently worn as the only piece of clothing on the top half of the body (except that women usually wear a bra beneath it)

Now what is in a T-shirt? Why is it getting so much importance…

Of course, it's not the T-shirt that matters.. It's what the T-Shirt says.

Your T-shirt sends out a personal message…. About you, what you are, what you do, and basically what is your thing (as they say, what is your thing dude! ). It is perhaps difficult for us to understand all this hype surrounding T-Shirts, but for the teens it is something to identify each other with.. it is like a signature file for them..

For us the less learned, T-shirts can perhaps be used as a conversation starter..

Now, anybody can buy a T-shirt, and the best part is the selection as it is the message that you want to send to your peers, colleagues, friends or others that matter. Even if all you get is just a grin or a "nice shirt" from a passer-by, you've made a connection.

But with times changing, its very difficult to identify with the kids thinking..

Now what do we do, when T-Shirts become dirty ? In most cases, it's almost cheaper to buy new T-shirts than to pay for laundry.

And what do we do, when some of your favorite T-Shirts become old ?? Don’t worry, the below link, has an answer to that as well..

So shop online today, and get your T Shirt or NERDY SHIRT

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Magic Key to Putting

When you have it, you have it.

There is nothing that can stop you

When you don’t have it…then you think that you would be better off placing the ball in the hole with your hand rather than using your putter.

Just the last time you played you had the same stance, putter, and “feel” as you had today, but last time you made the shot easily.

What happened?

Did you lose focus or providence was just not on your side ?

Putting is not a game of chance. Although sometimes it may seem that there is no rhyme or reason to it, there are some tips to help your putting.

If you are having putting problems, your solution can be boiled down to one little word.


Concentrate on keeping your muscles relaxed while you are putting and your shots will become more and more accurate.

Stiff muscles only make it harder to putt. Good putting takes complete muscle relaxation so that your movements are fluid. Fluid movement gives you the freedom to make a good putt. If you are trying to tense your body up to keep your balance, then you are guaranteed to have problems.

When you are not having problems putting, your confidence is increased and you are having free movement. When you miss an easy putt, then you become tense and you try more carefully. The more tense you become, the more freedom you lose and your putting goes down the drain.

You can change everything about your putting and try to copy every professional player imaginable, but it all hinges on you being relaxed. Relax your muscles. Be loose and free. Pretend your muscles are like jelly.

Making a good shot is impossible if you are tense. When you stiffen up from your face to your feet, you lose the freedom that you need to make a good shot. You may make several shots this way, but there will come a time when all you will hit are bad shots. You need to stay relaxed enough to fall down (but stay up).

If you will stay relaxed then your putt will improve, your confidence will rise, and you will be more relaxed for the entire golf game!

Are you looking for the magic key to putting?


Good putting hinges on this one key

Saturday, June 10, 2006

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Sunday, June 04, 2006

5 Great Domain Naming Techniques

So you have a beautiful website complete and you have no idea what to name it. You have tried to think and think over and over, yet nothing seems good enough. Why don't you try one of these naming techniques?

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Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Hunk - Random Images

This hunk advert is another one of those better ones..

It's surprising that the hunk brought in such a number of hits that I had to review what caused it.... it is not just the male community that are searching for sexy girls and hotties but there are a good number of females searching for hunks out there, as well.

I reckon this is why they made the hunk advert with a bit of sexual or sexy overtone.


It is funny that the source that this was " copied/ borrowed " from had tags - sex, penis, orgasm and erection added to it. Not that it mattered, but that was what got me there in the first place.

If you are a regular word tracker checker, you would note that words constantly feature on top of the list. It is no doubt that adult and sex oriented sites have such huge traffic

Have a nice weekend..

Oh... if you landed on this page, through a search ... sorry to disappoint you... on the brighter side, the hunk is not bad and the mineral water is defintely safe to drink... trust that quenches your thirst.. water off the hunk !!

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