Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Just sheddin a tear !



When you were 10, you were curious about it
When you were 20, you were fantasizing about it
When you were 30, you were doing it
When you were 40, you were stuck with it with no options
Now that you crossed all that... they find crows to do it.....

Who said there was justice in this world !!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Sunday, September 23, 2007

GPS Insight

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With all of the work that you do to purchase a vehicle, you may want to consider getting a vehicle tracking device.

You want to be able to get the vehicle you want with out having to worry about it being stolen. With the amount of vehicles being stolen these days it is nice to know that GPS will keep your asset secure. GPS is now available in almost everything from cell phones to cars.

Now what is GPS?

GPS is one of the newest crazes on the Market today. GPS or global positioning system tracks your locations from a satellite which makes it a popular feature in cars. When you’re on a trip it can also help you find your way around with out getting lost. While GPS tracking can help track your location it also works in another way. You can use GPS tracking to track some ones location.

With GPS vehicle tracking system fitted into your cars, it will transmit to our home computer and its allows the owners or the parents to know the real time information of the location of your vehicles, the speed your children or drivers is traveling and lastly the directions and stops their make.

In short, GPS provides the instantaneous position of the vehicle.

Now, GPS Insight is a new product (hardware and software-based) that permits to track in real time vehicles using the GPS network.

So what is GPS Insight ?

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GPS Insight is a hardware and web software-based vehicle tracking system which enables you to monitor, track and analyze your entire fleet of vehicles from anywhere in the world. The system plugs into each vehicle's diagnostic port and conveys all the necessary data to GPS satellites and the AT&T/T-Mobile networks. What you get is all the data you could possible need, all without hassle or maintenance. Since the product is web-based, there are no administrative duties like server maintenance or upgrades.

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Egypt totally outlaws female circumcision

Cairo - Egypt strengthened its ban on female genital cutting on Thursday by eliminating a legal loophole allowing girls to undergo the procedure for health reasons, the health ministry said.

Genital cutting of girls, often referred to as female genital mutilation or circumcision, is banned in Egypt although the practice remains widespread as a rite of passage for girls and is often viewed as a way to protect their chastity.

The health ministry said in a statement it had now outlawed the practice entirely after an 11-year-old girl died while undergoing the procedure at a private medical clinic.

Budour Ahmed Shaker died last week in the southern province of Minya after she was given a heavy dose of anaesthetic, security sources said.

The health ministry's step cancelled out a 1996 provision to the law which had permitted the operation "in situations of illness" should doctors advise it, the health ministry said.

Egypt's state-appointed Grand Mufti, in the strongest statement yet on the issue by the government's official arbiter of Islamic law, said on Sunday Islam forbade the "harmful tradition of circumcision" of girls.

The Grand Sheikh of Cairo's prestigious al-Azhar mosque, Mohamed Sayed Tantawi, has also described the practice as un-Islamic, but some other clerics have supported it.

Both Tantawi and Coptic Pope Shenouda, the leader of Egypt's minority Christian community, have said that neither the Qu'ran nor the Bible demand or mention female circumcision, which is usually performed on pre-pubescent girls.

The practice involves cutting off part or all of the clitoris and other female genitalia, sometimes by a doctor but also often by a relative or midwives. Side effects include hemorrhage, shock, and sexual dysfunction.

Female genital cutting is performed on both Muslim and Christian girls in Egypt and Sudan, but is rare elsewhere in the Arab world. It is also common in Eritrea, Ethiopia and Somalia.

The Egyptian doctors' syndicate has launched a probe into the girl's death and warned doctors against performing the procedure either in homes or medical facilities, citing "detrimental health effects" on girls.

A major Egyptian daily newspaper said authorities had suspended the doctor who performed the operation from some work.

A 2005 Unicef report found 97 percent of Egyptian women between ages 15 and 49 had been circumcised.

Egypt's campaign to end female cutting has included television programmes aimed at persuading parents to abandon the ancient practice.

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Capella's Online University - University Degrees Online

The following blog post is based on information provided by Blogitive... For more information, please visit Blogitive.com

Did you ever want to get an additional degree and didn't have the time to goto a regular University – just because you couldn't spare the time to go through the entire course. Many a time you may also not want to leave your current day-job just to get that extra university degree. Well, in that case - the answer would be to enroll in an online course

Recently, Sara Orem, faculty member in the online university’s School of Business and Technology, co-authors book titled 'Appreciative Coaching: A Positive Process for Change'

MINNEAPOLIS, April 20, 2007

Sara Orem, PhD, an adjunct faculty member at Capella University, an accredited, fully online university, has co-authored a new book titled Appreciative Coaching: A Positive Process for Change.

Recent developments in psychology and organizational development suggest that people and organizations flourish when they focus on human ideals, achievements, and best practices. Appreciative Coaching, which has been published by Jossey-Bass, uses positive questions, mindfulness, and other tools to acknowledge the strengths of individuals and effect change. Orem’s co-authors are Jacqueline Binkert, PhD, and Ann Clancy, PhD.

'Rather than focusing on individuals in limited or problem-oriented ways, Appreciative Coaching guides the reader through four stages – Discovery, Dream, Design and Destiny – that inspire them to an appreciative and empowering view of themselves and their future,' Orem says. 'What we have presented is really a new application of appreciative inquiry.'

Orem adds that the book is written for individual coaches of managers, executives, and 'those who do one-on-one work with people who can influence and create change in their organizations.'

In addition to serving as a faculty member and coach in Capella University’s School of Business and Technology, Orem is the principal of her own coaching firm. She has presented programs in Appreciative Inquiry at the National Organization Development Network, and International Coach Federation annual conferences. She lives in Oakland, California.

Binkert is an executive coach who specializes in working with leaders and teams during times of change. Clancy is president of Clancy Consultants and has worked with community organizations, large corporations, and federal agencies.

About Capella University

Capella University was established in 1993, and is a fully accredited online university that offers graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology, and bachelor’s degree programs in business and information technology. Within those areas, Capella currently offers 82 graduate and undergraduate specializations and 16 certificate programs. You can get your business degree online through Capella in your spare time and on your own schedule.

It is committed to providing high-caliber academic excellence and pursuing balanced business growth. Capella University is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Capella Education Company, headquartered in Minneapolis.

So do check out the University Degrees Online options available at Capella University and decide for yourself. the available invigorating and rewarding online PhD and PsyD programs...

Most students enjoy online education for several reasons. They say that their online education outshines their traditional classroom experiences. That's because in online education is that you are a part of a team and this always helps you to learn from the students.

For more information, please visit Capella.edu or call 1-888-CAPELLA (227-3552).

Capella University is accredited by The Higher Learning Commission and is a member of the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools (NCA), Ncahlc.org.

Capella University,
225 South Sixth Street, Ninth Floor,
Minneapolis, MN 55402, 1-888-CAPELLA (227-3552), Capella.edu.

Irene Silber
Capella University
612-977-4132
irene.silber@capella.edu

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Keep it simple...

It is said that....

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).

In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did Russians do? The Russians used a Pencil!!

Moral of the story:

Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS)
i.e. always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible Solution that solves the problem so, learn to focus on solutions not on problems

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Optical Illusion

CommentYou.com is your One Stop Shop

Great image

It takes a while to note the wall separating the booth....

Besides, the wall and the building share the same color...

The man's ccoat overlaps on this side and hence the illusion...

Marvellous photograph

Monday, May 14, 2007

Need a punchline !!!

How does one classify this...... ??




Am seeking a suitable punchline...... and would welcome any comments...

Somethin like........ "Dog's own country".......

Read it anyway you want..... but need some form of a message for this subliminal advert...

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

A daughters letter to her mother

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed ..Mom.

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:


Dear Mom... It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you....

I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith


PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


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Monday, April 23, 2007

The current mindset..

The current market mindset….

One of the most hottest ideas or let me put it in a better way "thing" in today’s minds is female masturbation…..

Personally, I have nothing against it nor anybody pleasuring himself, or for that matter herself.. it is just the fact that I don’t own a vibrator store.. at lease could have made a killing out of this mindset..

Leaving bad investments and dreams aside, if this mindset continues we can definitely expect a lot of ideas to flow..

The most interesting and humorous aspect is that the female community is going at it with no hang-ups let alone any qualms in discussing same... it is just another finger in the pie aspect.. worst case... fingers in different pies... atleast from their point of view…

They don’t even need a gynaecologist these days….

Does this mindset extend to the male species, some of you may ask…..

While the male has been at it for centuries... Unfortunately this turn of mindset has been quite shocking for the member... He for one has never thought of competition from the opposite species... In a way the male member has lost its usual regalia and position and as a result needs some coaxing to even to get in to his previous position... let alone get going...

The jamming is so much that he misinterprets any ideas and as a result he ends up in the man-hole.. this for sure ain’t the right path to ecstasy...

It is funny that all this while the male species had their fingers in any hole they could find.. suddenly they are out of a job and landing in their own...

Absolutely a drastic thought….

We need change...

For starters, we could try and think the opposite ... with their members and the male man-hole...


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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Friday, March 09, 2007

Church Bulletin Board !

Believe it or not, these actually appeared in various church bulletins:

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.

Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr. Johnson will sing, 'Put Me In My Little Bed,' accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the little mothers club. All ladies wishing to be little mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the alter.

The service will close with 'Little Drops Of Water'. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Tonights sermon: What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

Don’t let worry kill you off...let the church help !!


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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Deep Throat ?



Now this is somethin ..... its nearly 3 foot .... phew !

At this rate, she could start a smuggling ring !

The only logical solution is that she could have been "deepthroating" a BALLOON! As these things that are made out of thin elastic material and are filled with air. Now no sooner, she has the end of the balloon in her mouth, she nips it with her teeth. She holds the cut end between her teeth, and breaths in the air from the balloon slowly..... that may be a solution .... If not, then with all due respect, what she needs is a stallion !


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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Monday, February 26, 2007

Religions Compared On A Common Base

Please note that this is not to insult or to castigate any religions whatsoever..

All religions have their paths to realisation, respect to others and the belief in the ultimate.. It is only when these beliefs cross paths, then conflict arises.

The below should be taken in the nature it is represented, and to laugh at the humor implied..

Taoism........Shit happens.
Buddhism...... If shit happens, it's not really shit
Islam........ If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism........ Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism ........Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism ........This shit happened before.
Catholicism ........ If you were good this shit wouldn't have happened.
Hare Krishna ....... Shit happens, rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism ........ Send more shit.
Atheism ........ No shit.
Jehova's Witness ........ Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism ........There's nothing like a good shit.
Christian Science ........Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism ........ Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism ....... What is this shit anyway?
Stoicism ........ This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism ........Let's smoke this shit.

Celtic......Where did this shit come from.. the druid must have screwed up !

For those who feel their religions have not been included, please drop me a note !

Basically, we are all just the same, ie., the same book with different covers !

Sunday, February 25, 2007

MyBlogLog Bans ShoeMoney





MyBlogLog has banned one prominent SEO for publishing problems that he’s found with their service. Jeremy Schoemaker of the ShoeMoney blog showed how easily MyBlogLog members could pretend to be other people when visiting other MyBlogLog member websites.

Even though the method for doing this used information the service makes easy to find, they considered it misuse of MyBlogLog and banned Jeremy for doing it. In response, Jeremy called MyBlogLog’s staffers "idiots" and accused them of shopping people’s data to other web sites before Yahoo purchased them.

Marketing Pilgrim’s Andy Beal has had issues with MyBlogLog in the past, and is now boycotting them over the ShoeMoney banning.

Personally, what myblog does is entirely their business. Yes it is hard to swallow and is sometimes hits you really bad while getting banned. One of the main reasons being that you are just not prepared for it. Otherwise, banning has become an acceptable factor in online marketing. To put it in short.... Dude if you haven't got banned until now.. then you must be doing something wrong and you don't know the insider secrets. So it's high time to go buy yourself one of those "black books"... :):)

On the other side, any client ought to read the privacy laws prior to signing up and most companies have you by your "well whatever" if you read the fine print ! So there ain't any reason to get hot.. because getting hot only makes things worse..

So basically, all's fair in love and online marketing !

Nonetheless, Eric ought to sort this out asap....

Do the dew

A convenience store clerk in Florida is facing prison time after a nasty practical joke.

Anthony Mesa urinated in a bottle of Mountain Dew, which a customer later drank. Obvioulsy, Mesa faces six months in jail, after pleading no contest in court. According to local authorities, Mesa urinated in the soda bottle and put it back in the refrigerator. The tainted soda was later drunk by a construction worker, who has settled a civil complaint against the store.

Nice way to do the dew !

Built-In Floatation Devices





Now these are things which really scare you numb... are they boobs or footballs ?

What's going on with people...

Phew .. Women ! Would even get knocked out to get that extra attention on themselves !

And you think your job stinks !





Whenever, you are down and out.. and complaining about your job.. think of what these people have to go through !

Friday, February 23, 2007

Headlines from the year 2030

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's [ formerly known as California ].. third language...

Child onceived naturally and naturally scientists are stumped...

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage...

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking ...

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs ...

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now actually can photograph a woman with her mouth shut...

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches...

And finally last but not the least... IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent...

Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty

Very few remember that after Albert Einsten's first marriage dissolved in 1919, the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was "well endowed"

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger than if there is a DNA connection.

It was called.... Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty !!

Some Nuts !





Must be 'chief big nuts' !