Tuesday, April 24, 2007

A daughters letter to her mother

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed ..Mom.

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom... It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you....

I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

The current mindset..

The current market mindset….

One of the most hottest ideas or let me put it in a better way "thing" in today’s minds is female masturbation…..

Personally, I have nothing against it nor anybody pleasuring himself, or for that matter herself.. it is just the fact that I don’t own a vibrator store.. at lease could have made a killing out of this mindset..

Leaving bad investments and dreams aside, if this mindset continues we can definitely expect a lot of ideas to flow..

The most interesting and humorous aspect is that the female community is going at it with no hang-ups let alone any qualms in discussing same... it is just another finger in the pie aspect.. worst case... fingers in different pies... atleast from their point of view…

They don’t even need a gynaecologist these days….

Does this mindset extend to the male species, some of you may ask…..

While the male has been at it for centuries... Unfortunately this turn of mindset has been quite shocking for the member... He for one has never thought of competition from the opposite species... In a way the male member has lost its usual regalia and position and as a result needs some coaxing to even to get in to his previous position... let alone get going...

The jamming is so much that he misinterprets any ideas and as a result he ends up in the man-hole.. this for sure ain’t the right path to ecstasy...

It is funny that all this while the male species had their fingers in any hole they could find.. suddenly they are out of a job and landing in their own...

Absolutely a drastic thought….

We need change...

For starters, we could try and think the opposite ... with their members and the male man-hole...

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Sunday, April 01, 2007