Thursday, June 05, 2008

The OIL Crisis

A few days ago a blonde walks in to the auto parts store and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager.

"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one."

Finally, the Manager stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" he asked.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, and he led the blonde to a car with a parade of parts guys right behind.

He opened the hood and asked whether there was a 710 in that car

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"

And this is what she pointed to......

More Blondes should be recruited to solve the Oil Crisis