Came across this recently and thought it was good - infact I posted this on my other journals as well.
Firstly, apologies to those who landed here with other intentions apart from the nonsensical and sometime bordering on the insane information and random images this blog provides. Nonetheless, this one is another classic blonde humor..
It takes a second to register (depending on how quick you are on the uptake), but once it does, you'll be roaring.. so much so that you'll be belching your gut out, or atleast it had me in splits.
So here goes..
A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed of her big boobs.
One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy girl and the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."
She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.
As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the sexy blonde seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young sexy woman climb up and down.
After many trips, the blonde is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.
Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"
"No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'..."
Ha !
Aaaah, I forgot, if you landed on this page, through a search ... sorry to disappoint you... on the brighter side, the above blonde classic is really not that bad.. if your mood is still sore... leave a nasty comment .. perhaps that would make ya happy!!!
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