Friday, February 23, 2007

Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty

Very few remember that after Albert Einsten's first marriage dissolved in 1919, the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was "well endowed"

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger than if there is a DNA connection.

It was called.... Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty !!