He seems to be having such a blast...but who can blame him......with such communication skills.....
After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her "Aides" had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI....No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) alias the Australian Bushman for help.
Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply.... Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down..... !!!!!!
Popularity: Unmentionable....
There is more
Bushman on the Phone......No comments.......
And more.......
Celebrity Computer Viruses
THE CLINTON virus-
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory
THE BOB DOLE aka: VIAGRA virus-
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY virus-
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
THE RONALD REAGAN virus-
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
THE MIKE TYSON virus-
Quits after two bytes
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus-
Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to stabilize around 200MB
THE JACK KAVORKIAN virus-
Deletes all old files
THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus-
Disks can no longer be inserted
THE PROZAC virus-
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus-
Only attacks minor files
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus-
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus-
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
