Please note that this is not to insult or to castigate any religions whatsoever..
All religions have their paths to realisation, respect to others and the belief in the ultimate.. It is only when these beliefs cross paths, then conflict arises.
The below should be taken in the nature it is represented, and to laugh at the humor implied..
Taoism........Shit happens.
Buddhism...... If shit happens, it's not really shit
Islam........ If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism........ Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism ........Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism ........This shit happened before.
Catholicism ........ If you were good this shit wouldn't have happened.
Hare Krishna ....... Shit happens, rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism ........ Send more shit.
Atheism ........ No shit.
Jehova's Witness ........ Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism ........There's nothing like a good shit.
Christian Science ........Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism ........ Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism ....... What is this shit anyway?
Stoicism ........ This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism ........Let's smoke this shit.
Celtic......Where did this shit come from.. the druid must have screwed up !
For those who feel their religions have not been included, please drop me a note !
Basically, we are all just the same, ie., the same book with different covers !
