Friday, February 23, 2007

Headlines from the year 2030

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's [ formerly known as California ].. third language...

Child onceived naturally and naturally scientists are stumped...

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage...

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking ...

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs ...

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now actually can photograph a woman with her mouth shut...

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches...

And finally last but not the least... IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent...